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The Happy-Enough Holiday Is More Than Good Enough Dec. 20, 2025
On my 11th Christmas, my parents were preparing to divorce. At the time, I didn't know that, of cour... Read More
Merry Christmas, Except for the Hungry, Poor and Sick Dec. 20, 2025
The holidays always bear a certain layer of heaviness. That's why so many people try to tap into the... Read More
The Wedding Almost Everyone Forgot Dec. 19, 2025
The first time Rosie and I got married, things just seemed to fall into place. Our guests all loved ... Read More
Diet Your Way to Success Dec. 18, 2025
May I tell you about my diet? It's simple, really. I eat Keto on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I ea... Read More
Reviewing the Jive of Two-Oh-Two-Five Dec. 17, 2025
Our language this year was hardly a heaven; In parlance of teens, it was 'no cap' '6-7.' Cliches wer... Read More
The Cycling Potentials of Life Dec. 14, 2025
The refrain I repeated to my daughter was that, much like filling in eyebrows with makeup, the wings... Read More
Mr. Trump Goes to the Grocery Store Dec. 13, 2025
CCTV captured this (completely fake) conversation between President Donald Trump and a grocery store... Read More
Marco Rubio, Have You Considered Comic Sans? Dec. 13, 2025
Marco Rubio, secretary of state, has taken a brave stance on a prudent matter ripping at the fabric ... Read More
Songs for Creating Demons Dec. 12, 2025
Not to plug my new supernatural thriller, "The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon," but you may... Read More
Falling In Love with the Office -- Again Dec. 11, 2025
Still working from home and loving it? There's a word for people like you. The word is "old." You're... Read More
Murder on the 'Orientate' Express Dec. 10, 2025
Q: Is "orientate" a valid word? I always thought it was just "orient," but I hear people say things ... Read More
Improvising Our Way to Courage Dec. 07, 2025
Some fear rarely announces itself. It moves quietly, almost politely, and takes a chair in the corne... Read More
Add to Cart! Don't Stop Now! Dec. 06, 2025
Happy Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Buy Now Pay Later Sunday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday,... Read More
Distance Makes the Ego Grow Larger Dec. 05, 2025
Most of my adult life, people have paid me money because they liked the sounds I made. No, I'm not a... Read More
Socializing Out of the Office? You're Out of Your Mind Dec. 04, 2025
Are you an innie or an outie? If you watch "Severance," you'll definitely know. The hit TV show is a... Read More
It's a 'Word'-erful Life Dec. 03, 2025
Many of us enjoy Frank Capra's classic film "It's a Wonderful Life" each holiday season. But we some... Read More
McCarthy Was Totally Misunderstood, Bro Nov. 29, 2025
It is hereby the official position of Florida's State Board of Education that Joseph McCarthy was ac... Read More
So, Barack and Bubba Were Hangin' Out Nov. 27, 2025
"So, Bill, check this out. You know Hillary was in deep voodoo — over the unsecured server in ... Read More
A Season That Will Not Slow Down Unless We Do Nov. 27, 2025
The emails started early this year, alongside the creep of holiday decor where fat Santas pushed ske... Read More
When Words End in 'O,' Their Plurals Spell Woe Nov. 26, 2025
When Vice President Dan Quayle "corrected" a student's spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" back in 199... Read More
